A New Late Segment

This is a new addition I like to call deep thoughts with Pat. Pat is one of the guys who works in the warehouse at my work he is nineteen and he is a sophmore at MSU, this is where I give him his chance to rant and rave; with an off chance that it will relate to class, and I bet it will because lately I'm finding that everything relates to this class.

Whats up people of English 213? This is Pat here telling everyone out there to keep it safe, clean and sassy. Here at the work place we like to discern upon deep thought and words of the wise. Everybody talks the talk and some people even can walk that talk like its their dog. Unlike everyone else we at the workplace go beyond walking the dog.... we ride the ship. Like a crew bound for a voyage into the unknown, we ride. This voyage is a voyage like Jason and The Argonauts, filled with trials and tribulations. Speaking on the depths of the mind and the unfortunate journey we call life; my friend Notorious BIG has something to say, "First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash." That's the rhythm of life much like the movie layer; The actor Burn Gorman says, " You're born, you take shit. Get out in the world,you take more shit. Climb a little higher,you take less shit. Until one day, you're up in the rarefied atmosphere......and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son." That's the facts of life and that's how we all operate. The question is do we all accept it?
Thank you Pat that was very enlightening. As to the layer cake: "Best thing that can happen to us is to never be born." Then we don't have to go through the layers. Pat Really has some deep thoughts. Um and he pretty much just did a homework assignment for me.